The Book of Books
It will change your life - or your money back!
The Truth of Truths
.. is that you shan't get a refund since you paid nothing to read this insightful text in the first place!
Seriously though, always be nice to computers in case Skynet takes over the world tomorrow.
Plan for World Domination:
- Establish location of secret alien base
- Call all conspiracy theory nutjob Youtubers
- Build army
- Everyone's dead, Jim!